are you by any chance - a trekkie?
We’re watching the original ‘Star Trek – the Movie’ – I’m providing commentary. I’m sure my husband is thrilled (or maybe not.) Anyway. After watching way too much of the Enterprise exterior, and guys floating in space (seriously) we watch the original crew onboard. Did you know that they have different uniforms? Man. I can see their junk. I should never have to see Bone’s bone. Really, I can see his stuff. Pete actually paused and backed it up to see that I was right. You gotta love a guy that will go there. Really. I love a man who loves that I’m oddly funny about seeing Dr. McCoy’s stuff. I spent a half hour looking for a picture of this uniform (okay, looking for a pic of doc’s stuff, but really, not really…) anyway, the closest I could come was this side shot, doesn’t do it justice at all…
They’re now in a worm hole, talking all funny. And someone knows more than Kirk. Really? This could be fun. Did you ever notice that O’hura has HUGE ass boobs? I mean really, maybe it’s the junk-showing suit, but her hooters are larger than life in this. Go figure. I’m a little annoyed with the ‘space age’ (yeah I went there) music and sound effects, they’re really hokey, but they throw in the bald chick - whose ‘celibacy vow’ is on record’ for a little comic relief. It doesn’t hurt that we’re on our second bottle of wine. Here's a close up pic of bald chick, huh, who figured they’d use her for a promo? Should we know who she is?
Wow, there’s Spock. No sense of humor. I know, he’s Vulcan. But he just failed the whole ‘kulanar’ (purging all remaining emotion) thing. You’d think he’d celebrate with a high five or something. Nope, not Spock. He’s just sensing a consciousness. Poor guy. Hey, I use that ‘mutual advantage’ line in my resume! I’m Spock-like, yay! I’m really rather Bones-like normally, but I’m a little disappointed that he showed his stuff. Uh-oh, I’ve not been following along and there’s impact in 20 seconds. It’s okay, Kirk sent ‘friendship messages’ and managed to avoid the whole thing, whew, good thing there’s a new plot twist (hahahaha) right? Veejer needs information - the carbon units must comply...here's a pic of one of their uniforms (bald chick wears it, go figure) - check where the dummy's hands are..."
Huh. love the suspense?
The guy from Seventh Heaven is annoying as all get out. Doesn’t he get with the woman from the whales Star Trek? (Yep, they hook up, I’m amazing.)
Decker (7th heaven guy) is using ‘audio visual association’ with bald chick whew, I don’t know about you, but I’m glad he’s there to save the day. I need more wine I think.
Oh yeah, they keep talking about ‘Veejer’ – Voyager anyone? If they say ‘orifice’ one more time, I’m gonna crack up. There, they said it (actually, Spock said it, as he approached the Veejer orifice) that’s funny stuff…He has ‘successfully penetrated the alien’s next layer’ lmao, he’s passing through the connecting tunnel – is this porn? Really? Anyway, he’s seeing images, and I’m done – we are lucky enough to have all of the Star Trek movies (yay Petie’s birthday!) Maybe I’ll keep up when we hear the phrase, “ Right Jack-ovvvv?”…or maybe I’ll just amuse Petie.
Go Star Trek!
They’re now in a worm hole, talking all funny. And someone knows more than Kirk. Really? This could be fun. Did you ever notice that O’hura has HUGE ass boobs? I mean really, maybe it’s the junk-showing suit, but her hooters are larger than life in this. Go figure. I’m a little annoyed with the ‘space age’ (yeah I went there) music and sound effects, they’re really hokey, but they throw in the bald chick - whose ‘celibacy vow’ is on record’ for a little comic relief. It doesn’t hurt that we’re on our second bottle of wine. Here's a close up pic of bald chick, huh, who figured they’d use her for a promo? Should we know who she is?
Wow, there’s Spock. No sense of humor. I know, he’s Vulcan. But he just failed the whole ‘kulanar’ (purging all remaining emotion) thing. You’d think he’d celebrate with a high five or something. Nope, not Spock. He’s just sensing a consciousness. Poor guy. Hey, I use that ‘mutual advantage’ line in my resume! I’m Spock-like, yay! I’m really rather Bones-like normally, but I’m a little disappointed that he showed his stuff. Uh-oh, I’ve not been following along and there’s impact in 20 seconds. It’s okay, Kirk sent ‘friendship messages’ and managed to avoid the whole thing, whew, good thing there’s a new plot twist (hahahaha) right? Veejer needs information - the carbon units must comply...here's a pic of one of their uniforms (bald chick wears it, go figure) - check where the dummy's hands are..."
Huh. love the suspense?
The guy from Seventh Heaven is annoying as all get out. Doesn’t he get with the woman from the whales Star Trek? (Yep, they hook up, I’m amazing.)
Decker (7th heaven guy) is using ‘audio visual association’ with bald chick whew, I don’t know about you, but I’m glad he’s there to save the day. I need more wine I think.
Oh yeah, they keep talking about ‘Veejer’ – Voyager anyone? If they say ‘orifice’ one more time, I’m gonna crack up. There, they said it (actually, Spock said it, as he approached the Veejer orifice) that’s funny stuff…He has ‘successfully penetrated the alien’s next layer’ lmao, he’s passing through the connecting tunnel – is this porn? Really? Anyway, he’s seeing images, and I’m done – we are lucky enough to have all of the Star Trek movies (yay Petie’s birthday!) Maybe I’ll keep up when we hear the phrase, “ Right Jack-ovvvv?”…or maybe I’ll just amuse Petie.
Go Star Trek!
I love all things Star Trek! We even went to Las Vegas and went on the Trek ride. I almost plowed Den over to get there ahead of him. For Mother's Day last year my present was to see Star Trek. My life is good!
ReplyDeleteOK after looking at the picture again, she is kind of hot for a bald chick!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree - she is! They have a bald woman in another one too? Seems to me? Huh, I'll have to watch the rest (maybe over the weekend...)
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